Last weekend was my last in Hong Kong. I tried to take a lot in. I walked for the whole of Saturday, and saw a great many things. For example, I saw boat things…


 Tram things…


Busy things…

 
Tall things…


Taller things…


And a great many other things, many of which were edible. I also went to the library. Between 9pm and 5am we sung Karaoke in Kowloon Bay. Sunday was a sleepy day. Tomorrow will begin my last three days of teaching in Hong Kong. On Saturday, I will take the over night train to Shanghai, then two days later the boat to Osaka, Japan. I’m leaving my computer in Hong Kong so I don’t know when I’ll be able to update. So so long.

Today we were hit by a level 8 typhoon, typhoon ‘Kammuri.’ It meant we had the day off school, which was a nice start to the day, as T is not only for typhoon, but also teeth, and mine are killing me, and teaching does not help.


Last week’s school was stunning. I finished the week in an excellent mood. On Friday evening I went, along with my room mate Paddy to Temple Street to sample tasty foodstuffs.

We made our way through stall after store of trinkets, paintings, electronics and sex toys and were surprised to find we were eating Indian food, very delicious Indian food indeed. Following a hearty Friday night supper we headed to Tsim Sha Tsui (T is also for Tsim Sha Tsui, though you wouldn’t know it to hear a local say it) for some over priced cocktails back in a bar we had visited before, situated somewhere in the sky over Hong Kong.


Saturday was meant to be the day we went to visit Macau. However, this plan was fatally wounded at the point I realised the Chinese embassy had my passport. It was a shame, though we did manage to find a way to fill the gap left by not visiting a former Portuguese colony with its own unique culture and way of life – going to a theme park.



There are two theme parks in Hong Kong, ‘Ocean Park’ and ‘Disneyland.’ We went to Ocean Park. We didn’t stay all day, but we did stay long enough to sample all the rides, including ‘The Abyss,’ ‘The Dragon’ and ‘The Mine Train.’ White knuckles all round. The rides were fun, though my favourite attraction was not a ride, but the cable car between each side of the park, the first cable car I would ride that weekend, but not the last.

That evening we took a manly evening meal at a Thai/Vietnamese restaurant in Kowloon City, followed by a manly milkshake in a coffee shop called ‘Second Home’ in Mong Kok. The reason these events were so manly, was that they were aimed at rivalling the girls’ evening, which involved judging the Mr. Hong Kong competition. Naturally, when we late described our evening to them, it involved a lot more ‘big trucks’ and ‘kinky hoes’ than my humble yet informative blogging style allows for. Still, I enjoyed it despite being bereft of football, beer, cars etc…  

The following morning we made our way through the hundreds of Filipino maids sitting and socialising under the HSBC building in central Hong Kong to go for a delicious Dim Sum breakfast at city hall.
 

Following this banquet Paddy and me separated from the group and explored the science museum before heading to the cable car at Ngong Ping, which took us to visit the mighty ‘Big Buddha.’



The big Buddha certainly did not fail to deliver on his promise of stature. It was huge. Still, the place held a sort of theme park spuriousness that unsettled the ‘village’ for me – by village they mean a row of restaurants and gift shops all white washed and sparkling. Regardless, the views were real, and the Ngong Ping cable car certainly ranks among the best cable cars I’ve ever had the pleasure of riding, and I’ve ridden at least three.



It was quite a busy week, and it was ended by a very busy weekend, one which left me exhausted, and unfortunately in severe pain from my teeth. I apologise if my writing seems a little curt (I’m sure I flatter myself with the notion there’s anybody reading to apologise to), but T is also for Thursday, a school day, and after today’s anti-climactic typhoon threat, I have a Saturday’s teaching ahead of me, as well as the remaining Thursday and Friday. So now, I must sleep.

The weekend is coming to a close, and last night I did not sleep.


After returning from China we taught for two days in Mary Rose School, a school for children with special needs situated right near the Baptist University where I’m currently sleeping and storing my things.


After some tasty Thai and Vietnamese food in Kowloon City we spent our Friday evening relaxing. I managed to find some dry red wine and all was well. The following day we set of for Wong Shek Pier from where we took a boat to the beach we would camp at for the night.


After setting up the tent (badly) on the sand we took the first of four sea swimming sessions. I ate Singaporean noodles and listened to music on the beach before 2:55am when we set off to climb the highest point in the new territories, Sharp Peak.


It was a tough climb to climb, especially at 4am, but we made it to the top and watched the sun rise.



We took the long route down and saw fishing boats moving out, swallows ducking and diving and the sun emerging through the mist. We made it off the beach before it got too hot and got back to the city for about midday. Hong Kong is glittering outside my window as I type this, a sign among many signs that it is time for bed.


 

22nd of July. We began teaching on Monday the 14th of July at the Foshan Hui Jing Middle School. I had students of around 11 years of age. We taught every day until Tuesday the 22nd arriving at school at 8am and leaving around 5pm, with no break. It was exhausting.



For the most part my 24 little hours were spent teaching, eating or sleeping. But as we got more comfortable with how things worked, we tried other things. For example, karaoke. I also had dinner with the principal’s house with his family, and made dumplings, and saw a pagoda, and learned Chinese card games.



After 9 days, we said goodbye, and came back to Hong Kong. We were met at the border, and were given champagne, strawberries and cake, and felt very welcome indeed. 

13th of July. The day prior to our first day of teaching, we were taken to the Ancestral Temple in Foshan.

 

Foshan is a city described as being famous for a great many things. Canton Opera, arts and crafts, masks, silk, ceramics, wood carving. In reality, I’m not sure how famous it is for any of them outside of Foshan, but this temple tranformed the sweltering, dusty, cracked, pop up book city of Foshan into something much older and much greater for me.

 

There were golden gods looming over us, intricate carvings trying to tell us tales we could only guess at, and many paths taking us through a temple that nobody seemed able to understand. Our guides couldn’t tell us how old it was, and everyone else seemed to find our little European party more of a spectacle than Beidi, God of the North, charged with holding back the water from the flood planes of Guangdong, and all his friends.

 

In two large areas at the rear of the temple old men and women played Mah-jong whilst boys in costumes fought with swords, refined their martial arts skills and risked unpleasant bruising with nunchukus.

  

The visitors joined in, then we went for simply brilliant sushi, and played on all the games in the arcade twice, as it was so cheap.

 

I later found out the temple was founded in 1080 as a metallurgist’s guild temple. China seems to be upside down. 

N.B. Uploading to this website was completely impossible whilst I was in China. I’m not sure if this was because it’s not allowed, because the internet was rubbish, or just a fluke. But anyway, now I’m back in Hong Kong, here’s some back dated updates on my little trip to China.

So long Hong Kong

Written 10th of July 2008.
After visiting the schools I will be teaching at in Hong Kong, on Thursday the 10th I and the other members of the intrepid Team 6 (Paddy Brannack, Sarah Bartley, Grace Rigg, Jasmine Ho, Emma Woods and Jane McIvor) left with Juan, our venerable project leader and the Teaching Assistants (Emily, Mandy, Crystal, Tiffany, Zoe and Carmen) from Hong Kong by train and bus for Foshan, in Guangdong Province.


When we arrived we were shown our hotel (or Mah Jong palace as I came to think of it, pretty much ever other room had four old Chinese men sitting round a Mah Jong table and gambling until the small hours) and whisked off for a banquet with the principal of the school we are going to be teaching at and representatives from the Regional Education Bureau. The food was plentiful, far cheaper than HK (I haven’t actually paid a penny for food yet) and various. New eats since I’ve been here include chicken feet, pig stomach, lotus flower, vegetable roots, duck neck, turtle jelly and many others that I probably couldn’t even give a name.  


Foshan is a huge and rugged Chinese city. The area around the school is made up of huge apartment blocks, a great many restaurants and cracked hot roads without marking. Cars and mopeds never stop beeping “Hello, I’m here!” “I have a car!” “I’m overtaking!” “Hey look, a foreigner!”. “It is an area for the middle class people, see, they all have cars” we were informed. On the day we arrived we were given a tour of the area, from the flashing KTV Karaoke tower, local supermaket (‘A. Best’),  to the Chinese market lined with buckets of snakes, crabs and frogs, yum yum yum.


Since we’ve arrived we’ve been either planning our camp in the school, eating or sleeping. It’s both our first school and the longest school (9 days, no break 8-5, urgh) so there’s an awful lot to sort out. I wrote a play for our opening ceremony, and am MC-ing. Two days ‘til we start, however, when we’re done for the afternoon, Karaoke time.

 

I stupidly managed to forget to take my camera out for the last two days, so no pictures here. Yup. 

Two days ago we (teachers from the UK) spent a day at the British Council doing training workshops and scouting around the area. In the evening I made a speech (bullied into it by a Mr. Juan Scouller) at a reception at the British Council building for all the teachers, teaching assistants, sponsors, charities, school head teachers and other important folks. It began ‘I was taken aback by Mr. Chen’s comments on the weather, I actually thought you arranged the rain here on purpose to make us feel at home.’ Comedy gold.

Yesterday was just a little more casual. We took two yachts from the centre of Hong Kong to a hidden beach and ate, drank, did water sports (banana boating and wake boarding) and generally floated around. Despite a little sun burn and a wobbly stomach, it was a great day. However, resting up on the roof of the wrong boat when we set off meant I arrived back in Hong Kong in my swimwear and had to make an embarrassing and slightly painful trip across Hong Kong back to our accommodation at the Baptist University. Never mind, all’s well that ends well, I just found some nice melon in the canteen, and I’m leaving for the Chinese mainland in 45 minutes.

ZAI JIAN!

 

On Thursday evening (4th July) I arrived in Hong Kong. I’m staying in a huge tower block that belongs to the Hong Kong Baptist University, and it’s opposite this road

 

We scaled Victoria Peak the morning after we arrived to get some sense of orientation, and what we saw was this


I don’t know how much it helped me get to know my way around the city, but it certainly was beautiful. We walked down and had dinner buried deep in Kowloon (yummy fish intestines) before watching the buildings light up on Hong Kong Island from the waterfront. We then had a drink in the clouds, at the top of a huge building called One Peking. I’ve never drunk cocktails so high up, and I don’t suppose I’ll be able to afford to do it often, but it was definitely worth doing at least once.


The following morning (today – 6th July) we ventured into the New Territories and hiked to a little secluded bay where I took my first swim in the Pacific Ocean. The water was warm and even though it rained, quite heavily, we were hot and happy so it didn’t matter. I even got stung by a jellyfish, and it didn’t kill the afternoon. However, I could not escape a little alarm at the fact that these chaps were hanging off the trees as we walked through them.


Chinese visa application number one takes place tomorrow morning. Fingers crossed.


This Thursday I will fly to Hong Kong at 20:30 from Heathrow Airport, London. 

My humble and faithful old bike
If anyone sees this bike in Oxford, please oil it and inflate its tyres. It was stolen from me sometime between 4pm and 6am last weekend. I don’t want it back, I’d just like to know its being looked after.